făceam azi curat prin dulapul cu caiete şi am dat de nişte foooii. şi m-am gîndit că este dovada supremă pe care pot să v-o ofer ca să vă convingeţi de cît suntem eu şi mihai de maturi, inteligenţi, amuzanţi şi de cît de bine ştim engleza. chestia de mai jos este scrisă în pauza de dinaintea unei ore de geografie, cred. în general e dictată de mihai. el dicta şi rîdea, eu scriam şi rîdeam. şi mai interveneam cînd puteam să vorbesc. dacă nu înţelegeţi nimic să ştiţi că nu este vina voastră. la început am vrut să corectez greşelile ca să nu vă daţi seama de cît sunt de bună la engleză, dar apoi am zis „wth! la un moment dat tot aţi fi aflat 😀 !”

„- Fuck you! she says to me. I don’t wanna see you anymore!
-Me neither, biatch!

The silence took over the empty, dusty room. If i remember well, this is the room where my grandparents first had sex in their lives. Btw, my grandmother had a chastity belt. But my brave grandfather took a hammer from his father’s haystack (dacă vă puteţi imagina aşa ceva) (that would be my grand grandfather). And he smashed the chastity belt and jumped wildly on her (blablalblaporn.)

-Get the fuck out of here! she said with a russian-german-slovac-moldavian-gipsy-romanian accent (and let’s not forget the italian one).
– I said NO!,this is not fair! I don’t wanna miss a thing; especially when my child is about to be borned. We didn’t even discuss it’s name! Cisăs, uămăn!
-It’s Hortensia, after my mother, you sick bastard! And who said it’s urs?!
-Say whaaat?! Ur boringing me with your womanish bullshits. You watched too many soap-operas, woman!
-You saiid whaat?!
-Don’t copy me, bitch!
-You said what, again?!
-NVM. But I’m taking the dog, the house and your mother’s jewels!
-Why do you need my mom’s jewels, you sick NFDHH?!
-I’ll sell them and pay the alimentation pension of my other son! The one i made with your sister!
-Whaaat?! I’ll kill you to death!

AFTER 10 HOURS

-Hello, Hello, Baby, you called and I can’t hear a thing! I aint’ got no service in the club you see, see! wha wha wha did u say, are u breaking up on me?
-Beltbitch Stevens van der Matzoon! stop imitating lady gaga and answer the damn phone!
-Sorry, mom. Hello? Who is this?!”

si apoi a intrat profa. 😀

PS – va recomand si traducerea in romana, cu google translate.
PPS – amandoi am avut media 10 la engleza, sa stiti! 😆

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